May 1 2012 0:39 0 notes

Just a little shout out to my followers. You guys are great :D

Apr 23 2012 22:52 6 notes

No Zombiez: The Never-Ending Parade of Stupid.

nozombiez:

Welcome to High School~!

Here you will find the following things: ignorance, drama, and immaturity. Oh, were you expecting to have an actual education that you might just need in order to become successful in life? Pssh, forget about it because High School is a war zone.

Let me give you some…

Like I already Said, Montana is vapid, and she’s jealous of you for being everything she’s not (in all the right ways). 

Apr 23 2012 1:53 186,999 notes

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digitallyimpaired:

pandacows:

the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant

oh my god

(Source: adrians)

Apr 23 2012 1:51 6 notes

Writings for Winter: they say the road was dark that night

writingsforwinter:

his father died doing eighty on a stretch of dark road

out near the highway.

they said that when the ambulance came,

it had to drive around all the broken glass;

the windshield had been ripped in two.

now his son wipes his boots

on the front carpet in the hallway before he comes in,

takes…

Apr 23 2012 1:51 55,537 notes

maddiebecck:

jinx-ler:

Remember that episode of Johnny Bravo when he meets a girl on the internet and she turns out to be an antelope

This makes me question how many of you guys are really antelope

all of us

(Source: seasepulchre)