Welcome to High School~!
Here you will find the following things: ignorance, drama, and immaturity. Oh, were you expecting to have an actual education that you might just need in order to become successful in life? Pssh, forget about it because High School is a war zone.
Let me give you some…
Like I already Said, Montana is vapid, and she’s jealous of you for being everything she’s not (in all the right ways).
the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant
oh my god
(Source: adrians)
his father died doing eighty on a stretch of dark road
out near the highway.
they said that when the ambulance came,
it had to drive around all the broken glass;
the windshield had been ripped in two.
now his son wipes his boots
on the front carpet in the hallway before he comes in,
takes…
Remember that episode of Johnny Bravo when he meets a girl on the internet and she turns out to be an antelope
This makes me question how many of you guys are really antelope
all of us
(Source: seasepulchre)